Friday, January 1, 2016

Xyra Has A Point But She Forgot What It Was!

Sorry it took so long, I've been busy.

But I told you I'mah transcribe it. Still did!

There's no denying. I miss you guys! =,(

October 24, 2014 (Friday morning): And Xyra’s Point Is…
(9 minutes and 14 seconds clip)

Martinni :    May kwento ko sayo
Xyra :         Na mapapahiya ka sakin.. ocge cge cge.. Kelan yung trip nyo to Eskaya in Bohol? When?
Martinni :    Last  week of January
Xyra :         Last week of January.. uhmm.. What are the dates? 4 days? 3 nights? What?
Martinni :    No. 3 Days, 2 nights.

Xyra :         3 days, 2 nights.. Do you have like a.. a date.. plotted date?
Martinni :    Not yet but it’s the 3rd.. last week of January to first week of February.
Xyra  :         Okay, this is the calendar.
Ecca :        (giggles..)
Xyra :         Okay so it could be January 30, 31, Feb.. Feb 1, 2.. 4 days?
Martinni :    Yes. 3 days 2 nights.
Xyra :         Ok. Or.. or 3 days 2 nights.. Or, or could be Feb 7, 8, 9.. Correct?
Martinni :    Or it could be 6, 7, 8
Xyra :         Or 6, 7, 8. Okay.
Xyra :         So.. you’re going to.. tentative the dates but are you sure about the trip?
Martinni :    Yes
Xyra :         100%?
Martinni :    It will happen.
Xyra :         Yes. It will happen. Uhmm.. you’re.. How are you planning to go to Bohol?
Martinni :    Plane
Xyra :         Plane. Are you having.. Do you have the idea that there’s a possibility that you won’t take the plane?
Xyra :         No?
Martinni :    It’s not an option.
Xyra :         Okay.
Martinni :    Not taking a plane is not an option.
Xyra :         Okay. So how much is your budget for the plane ticket?
Martinni :    I don’t care about the budget.. But I’ll get it for 5k each.
Xyra :         5k each? 5k each roundtrip?
Martinni :    No.
Xyra :         5k each?
Martinni:     One way.
Xyra :         One way.
Ecca :        Ang mahal!
Xyra :         Uhmm..uhmm.. That’s just the two of you, the two of you right?
Martinni :    Yeah
Xyra :         5k one way for the two of you?
Martinni :    Yes.
Xyra :         So that’s gonna be 20k. Right?
Martinni :    Right.
Xyra :         Okay. So what’s your plan? You’re gonna go there. You’re willing to purchase ticket for 5k, like 10k round trip.
Martinni :    Yes.
Xyra :         To Cebu, Bohol, right?
Martinni :    Including tour packages.
Xyra :         No! I was just asking about the plane alone. Just the plane.
Martinni :    Oh yeah, roughly 5k back and forth.
Xyra :         5k back and forth. Ang gulo kausap eh!
Ecca :        (laughs)
Xyra :         Ayan naka-record
Martinni :    No.. blah blah blah
Ecca :        hahahaha
Xyra :         Diba? Pwede natin i-assess toh! Later!
Ecca :        bwahahaha
Xyra :         We have an evidence. Sabi nya kanina diba one way 5k each. Ngayon 5k
Martinni :    Go back. Go back.
Xyra :         Now, it’s 5k round trip na.
Martinni :    Yes.
Xyra :         Okay so that’s your budget?
Martinni :    Yes.
Xyra :         Roundtrip for the airfare only 5k. So that’s your like.. max?
Martinni :    Yes.
Xyra :         How much is your minimum?
Martinni :    (long pause) No minimum. Just the average. That’s how much I’ll get it
Xyra :         Okay. 5k. Max? 5k or more? Max?
Martinni :    Yeah. It can be 8k. Max
Xyra :         And.. so you have no say about the plane ticket eh parang kase it’s okay with you to spend 8k
Martinni :    5 to 8k
Xyra :         5 to 8k. Okay. (laughs)
Martinni :    Yeah. So what’s your point now?
Xyra :         Nothing!
Ecca and Xyra laughing
Martinni :    Why are you even recording it?
Xyra :         Actually, I have a point. But I forgot! Hahaha
Martinni and Ecca laughing
Xyra :         I forgot. Kase.. niko-confuse mo yung train of thoughts ko. Ang gulo gulo. Nawala yung utak ko kanina
Martinni :    Who’s the one asking..
Xyra :         May point ako
Martinni :    You’re the one asking questions.
Xyra :         Kase nga may point ako. I forgot!
Martinni :    Who’s the one asking questions?
Xyra :         Ang tagal tagal kase. Nakakainis eh. Ilang minutes na toh. 3 minutes and umm.. actually onte palang basta meron akong point kaso nalimutan ko talga promise! Sandali isipin ko muna..
Ecca :        So magbabayad ka na ng parking.
Xyra :         Oo. Given na yun eh. How much buh for 2 hours?
Martinni :    I don’t know. In.. In Valero it was, 30?
Xyra :         Wait lang ah. Kase gusto kong tapusin tong paggupit ng nails ko haha pagnatapos ko toh alis na tayo ah?
Martinni :    Why are you still recording it?
Xyra :         Kase.. malay mo lumabas yung point ko maalala ko ulit.
Ecca :        hahahaha
Xyra :         At least ni-record natin daba? Kase nakakainis yun eh. Alamu yung nasa utak mo sha tapos nawala. Nakakainis kaya yun! Yung tipong.. kaya mo nga.. that’s the reason why you started the conversation because you have a point but the thing is, you forgot!
Martinni :    Try to remember it instead of cutting your nails.
Xyra :         Actually, I have it in my mind but I kina like.. actually..
Martinni :    You realized it..
Xyra :         Ah.. sandali ah.. Kase diba why did I start the conversation kase.. sakin kase sa isang trip. Eto cge may point nako. Sa isang trip, very.. Kase diba samin, sa group namin, sa barkada namin diba mahilig kame lumabas?
Ecca :        yeah
Xyra :         Lague kame out of town ng out of town, out of the country.. So anu yung trabaho ko? Ako ang nagbbook ng tickets.
Martinni :    Right!
Xyra :         Okay. So ngayon. Ano ang goal sa trip? Pag matalino ka kase at kung talagang traveler ka, yan ang unang una mong gagawin. You will book the ticket. Okay?
Martinni :    Bat di mo nalang ituro sakin? This should be the..
Xyra :         Kase I was thinking you are smart enough to know that but fuck it! You’re a fucking moron! You’re a bastard!
Martinni :    That’s why I’m a guy. Coz I..
Xyra :         No. It doesn’t matter. Baket si Ymmon? Alam nya yun. Lalake yun ah. Baket si Stan?! Yun ang.. alam yan ng mga traveler. Kung traveler ka, alamu yan! Makakakuha ka putangina dalawang daan round trip!
Martinni :    Weh!
Ecca :        Oo nga!
Martinni :    Oh yeah the piso fares
Xyra :         Pero.. alam ko na why I stopped
Martinni :    I never paid for it eh. I never..
Xyra :         Why I stopped pointing out my point. I know. I realize it. You know why? Because money is not an object for you pala eh. Sakin mabigat yung 5k? Roundtrip? Its.. mabigat yun!
Martinni :    No. Hindi. Wala kase akong idea eh. You’re the one who’s going..
Xyra :         But still!
Martinni :    No, remember when you say..
Xyra :         No, no, no.. sabihin natin wala kang idea BUT you know value for money.
Martinni :    Yeah!
Xyra :         O, diba?! You know about money. Kumikita ka. You need money. So alam mo na kung mahal mashado or diba. Basically, you know the ethics.
Martinni :    Kaso si Zarmin ang nagpplan nyan eh.
Xyra :         But still.. o ngayon, at least now I’m telling you. Mali. Ngayon palang magbook ka na!
Martinni :    Allright, that’s..
Xyra :         Kase patagalin, paabutin mo yan November, December, mas mataas yung ticket mo kaya ngayon palang magbook ka na.
Martinni :    Eh bat di mo nalang sabihin sakin yan from the onset.
Xyra :         (laughing) Ewan ko sayo. Nag-usap tayo for 6 minutes sana merong point tong pagrerecord ko diba.
Ecca :        Pakinggan ulit natin yan bukas
Xyra :         Nakakainis. Diba parang.. hyped pa kameng dalawa mag-argue diba magdedebate kame putangina wala pala kameng pinaglalaban pareho hayop ka. Wala kang sense kausap eh.
Martinni :    Alamu.. Hindi. Walang sense yang binring up mo eh.
Xyra :         hahaha.. kase bat walang sense? Ewan ko sayo.
Martinni :    Wala ka naman palang kwenta eh
Xyra :         haha.. diba wala shang sense kausap? Yung tipong nakakapagod nalang makipag-argue sakanya.
Ecca :        hihihihi
Xyra :         Parang shit.
Martinni :    Mas tama naman ah.. bat..
Ecca :        Di mo pa na-try yun? Yung ano..
Martinni :    I don’t. Natry.. Nakwento.. Nasabi na sakin.. pero hindi naman ako nagpplano
Xyra :         Si Zarmin, alam nya yan?
Martinni :    Oo naman. I think so.
Xyra :         Oh, dapat.. pero eto kase yun, sinusurprise mo si Zarmin so wala shang idea about that, right? So you should be booking your tickets na!
Martinni :    No ang surprise ko sakanya, dito tayo pupunta.
Xyra :         You should be booking the ticket kung sigurado ka jan. Sabi mo 100 anu.. out of 100% ganu ka kasigurado na magbo.. tutuloy mo yan?
Martinni :    100%
Xyra :         Kahet 5 thousand ticket nyo?
Martinni :    Ngayon hindi na, sabi mo 200 nalang!
Xyra :         hahahaha.. oh my gosh so ngayon nya lang nakuha?! May chance pa kase maaga pa eh. You can still get cheap rates.
Martinni :    Okay.
Xyra :         Yung mga lumalabas sa promo ngayon January.. first quarter
Martinni :    Alamu dapat ikaw ang magbook nyan
Xyra :         Parang ganun nga yung mangyayari diba
Martinni :    Bat di mo nalang sinabi sakin: “Martinni ganito nalang, ganito nalang, tutulungan kita.”
Ecca :        hahahaha
Xyra :         I charge!
Ecca :        (laughing pig)
Xyra :         Pag di ako kasama sa trip
Ecca :        (laughing pig again)
Xyra :         Ginagawa ko lang yan pag.. if I’m part of the trip noh!
Ecca :        hahahaha
Xyra :         Since I’m not..
Ecca and Xyra laughing evilly
Xyra :         Sabi ko naman sayo diba gusto ko sumama..
Ecca :        Sumama ka sakanila
Xyra :         Eskaya yun! I’ve tried it I swear. Ang sarap! Papakita ko sayo yung pictures ko dun
Ecca :        Ilan kayo? Kayong 3?
Martinni :    Kameng 2 lang
Ecca :        Ah kayong 2 lang?
Xyra :         Oo, kase parang..
Ecca :        Ah hindi kasama si Phoebe.
Martinni :    We need it.
Xyra :         Sama tayo!!! Isipin mo naman sa Eskaya!
Martinni :    Yung anak ko hindi ko kasama?
(Xyra and Ecca laughing..)
Xyra :         Ang saya! Ang saya netong recording na toh. Anu ngayon?
Martinni :    Ah, you’re still recording it.
Xyra :         Today is Friday morning. Thursday after shift. End of recording.

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