Sunday, September 7, 2008

Massive Attack!

I wouldn't want to use the word exclusive because we are not entirely that. Let's just say, some matters are only discussed within the world of this clique. This faction is the perfect epitome of taboo. The cosmos pulled us all together to make an infallible rendition of moral incongruity. In simplified terms, a clique who is binded by a twisted idealism. Way past hackneyed reason, we talk about reality in bold language. We're held together by common interests, views or purposes despite all the intense arguments. We became an institution which is defined by self-contradiction. Let me illuminate the former statement by giving you a rough description on this institution's members.


NIKKI

Age: 24

Gender: Male

Gender preference: Strictly male

Status: In a relationship

Gender Identity Test Result: 80% feminine

Interests: Pinoy Big Brother

A biological male who is now a biological female. In other words, she now has big boobs and a pussy. I was actually curious if she kept her pared penis. Don't underestimate this transformed femme fatale. She is alarmingly gorgeous and she never fails to catch everyone's attention. People, whether male or female, can't seem to take their eyes off her. She's open about her sexuality. In fact, very open that she has a habit of taking off her clothes in public but only if there are one or two people looking. She's not a nymph, she's just retarded. She would like to have a naked view of a female body. She speaks fluent Japanese and gay lingo.


EMMAN

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Gender preference: Strictly male

Status: Single

Gender Identity Test Result: 78% feminine

Interests: Betty Boop

A biological male who has stunning features but thinks he's a biological female. He's disturbingly behaved in a way that is self-questioning. He acts, feels, and thinks like a demure girl and has been this way since childhood. He is a refined member who knows how to listen and keeps an open mind. Often times he's quiet and prefers his friends to be tamed. He has this occasional attack of paranoia because he deems that certain guys are avoiding him for some unknown reason. He can also be a devil in hiding because he speaks only if within the domains of the institution.


GLADYS

Age: 26

Gender: Female

Gender preference: Strictly female

Status: In relationships

Gender Identity Test Result: 91% Masculine

Interests: Make fun of people

A biological female who thinks he's a biological male. She hates penises but she has an imaginary one. She acts, feels and thinks like a real man. She even has an ego of a man! But being born a female, she knows how a woman wants to be loved. There is one inexplicable thing about this girl. You wouldn't figure out if she truly doesn’t know her jurisdiction with her female friends or if she’s just in love with them. She's a person whom you can run to for advices but being a person of self-contradiction, don't expect her to give you the right ones. She has plans of settling down with a man in the very near future.


ABBY

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Gender preference: Female

Status: In relationships

Gender Identity Test Result: 21% masculine

Interests: Expensive Gadgets

This girl is a very pretty pink femme and she’s one of the boy's favorite. A happy go lucky petite girl who likes to spend and loves her clique so dearly. One of her favorite pass time is to hang out with this posse in the wee hours of the morning. Well, not only in the wee hours of the morning. It can be breakfast, lunch, dinner, movie, singing sessions or just about anything under the sky. She may seem a snob but she's the only person in the institution whom you can talk to when everybody hates you. She's quiet around other people but is so talkative if with the members of the institution. She has the face of an angel but can also be a devil in hiding. She's boyish and girly simultaneously but she only hooks up with females or the so-called blue femme. Sorry boys!


XYRA

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Gender preference: bisexuals

Status: Single

Gender Identity Test Result: Primarily 59% masculine then became 85% feminine

Interests: Road trips and fast cars!

This cute boyish femme is a natural translation of self-contradiction. Analyze this. She prefers a male bisexual more than a straight male. She would also go for females but not a butch and never a straight femme. To add up to the complexity of it, she once became straight after being a lesbo. Now that she has gathered the members of the institution, she started to believe her sexuality is fluid. She focuses more on attraction regardless of gender. Xyra appreciates class and funk combined and finds attraction in anything out of the norm like her. For a person who is emotionally unstable, she's always distracted, confused and has attention deficiency. She cries all the time.


DAVID

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Gender preference: Male

Status: Single

Gender Identity Test Result: 80% feminine

Interests: Artificial killer waves and also blabbering

A biological male who always begs to disagree. He has a habit of saying NO when you’re not even done talking. He likes to view things hypothetically and is very intelligent. But so much for his infamous intellect, he lacks tact and is annoyingly talkative! He’s the institution’s preacher and calculator if that goes together. David doesn't believe in male bisexuals. He believes that male bisexuals are in a confused stage of becoming a full-pledged homosexual. He plays a game with his gay friends called "Tap-another's-note-run-around -and-tap-again." If you want to know the mechanics of the game, take the name of the game literally with the word note as pinoy gay slang (get what I mean?). He claims he loves philosophy and he honestly wants to be a priest.


XXXXXX

Age: ?

Gender: Male

Gender preference: unknown

Status: Single

Interests: Sex, drugs and alcohol

Ok, this is interesting because this guy is from a different wave. Technically, he's not a member of this institution but since I'm bored out of my mind and there is not a fucking thing to do, I decided to add this neophyte. Since I'm not well acquainted with this person, this surface level description may or may not be considered an opinion. This guy actually admitted to me in response to an honest and direct question that he may be capable of sleeping with men. Now will that make his sexuality an issue?! Hey, who cares? This just makes him highly qualified in this institution. Welcome to the club baby!


XXXXXXXXX

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Gender preference: Male

Status: Single

Gender Identity Test Result: 47% feminine

Interests: Human affection and to be in a relationship

This homo sapient is the truest rendition of self-contradiction. The things he says would usually mean the opposite 96% of the time. To give you an overview, he likes to **** and to be ****** but claims he's a virgin. He says he gets attracted to both girls and guys but he only talks about guys, he hates p****** and he's never interested in girls! He says he's attracted to somebody, but then he's really not. He says he's not attracted to somebody but then he really is! I'm not sure if he's in a confused stage of bisexuality (if there is such a thing?!), or he just play roles depending on who's with him. He's gay but he doesn't know how to feel like a girl! He's open with his sexuality only to himself but not with others so most people think he's not gay.



There you go folks! This is my interpretation of 8 different characters pulled altogether to define "self-contradiction". This may be a thing of the past but still, there's no way for this blog to exist if it weren't for this Institution. The changing times evolved these people and launched my next blog.


Coming soon!



5 comments:

Unknown said...

There is definitely a great voice in your writing. The writer's voice! Great job on your first entries.

xyra said...

Wow, thanks!

Forever Young said...

Such an interesting menagerie of characters, yet seeming only scratching the surface. The beauty of people is they are like rough gems, they need time, pressure, and polish to bring out their inner fire. You have scratched the surface and now I am intrigued. I so look forward to hearing more about their stories in the future.

xyra said...

These are characters of the past. Though now obsolete due to transformation through time, it's still fun looking back at them. You can read the "Massive Blow". It's the same characters after like roughly a year from the first write up?

That's the final write up, again, from my looking glass. If I will write again, there will only be 5 characters.

xyra said...

Or there will be a new character replacing the one "which" (rather than WHO LOL) got removed. I have a new, fresh and very valuable one in mind.