Massive Blow!

Due to a demand of a particular person, I was forced to update the detailed description of each character belonging to this self-proclaimed Institution. It was righteously necessary to do this whole thing again since it had already been 10 months, 3 weeks and counting. There was an overwhelming transition and despite the complex predicament we have put ourselves into, we have managed to still be in tact, one way or another. It was not easy for me to recreate each and every character for the same reason, like I was the master planner of this story. Just semi...

You may want to read Massive Attack to better understand what you're about to read. It's on my blog June 2006 issue.

Let's get started.

Nikki a.k.a "crazy"

Birthday: December 18, 1981

Age: 25

Gender: M to F Transgender

Gender Preference: Male

Status: In a relationship

Interests: Absence

All of us in this side of the world is familiar with our Miss Congeniality. I'm not sure whether it's lack of hormones since she already had her natural source taken out of her system or this is just what happens to people if you stay in this ****ed up crazy call center life for too long. Obviously, she's become so bored out of her mind that she started having delusions of grandeur. Like she was some kind of an untouchable, an heiress to a soap opera, or a black sheep to an imaginary royal family. Black sheep in the sense that she goes out with guys (male characters in this so-called soap opera) with no body guards and without the consent of her Mama and Nicole Betina Y Dela Vega, her alleged sister in this story who is the founder of this so-called Royal Family. Her act will of course stain their name in the high society. Typical!

Aside from that lunacy and the enticing physical feature she already has, she's just so crazy about rectifying her male physical form to a perfect female form. With a series of surgery and the amount of money she's been spending on her body, she believes she's the next big thing! I absolutely have no doubts! She's also taking John Robert Powers classes and has auditioned to numerous reality T.V. rackets like PBB '07, Philippine's Top Model and Pinoy Dream Academy. Does a princess complex dilemma really come with all these complications?

I could go on but I have 5 more complicated characters so let's move on to the next patient..

Xyra a.k.a "looney"

Birthday: April 6, 1983

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Gender Preference: Male

Status: Single

Interests: Absence of Mind plus.. after effects!

This gay magnet was flirting and dating gay-acting boys because she seriously thought she could make them comfortable enough at Vagina Heights and make them forget their ticket back to Gay Land, hypothetically speaking. Getting a little too sick of typical guys trying to get in her pants then using the idea to be in a relationship, she chose to get involved with gay guys. There's a feeling of safety, assurance of not being taken advantage of and there's absolutely no way for mutual emotional intimacy. Obviously, this girl has complex commitment issues! It won't be surprising not to notice it since she has ingeniously conceptualized her temporary perspective. Finally, she's accepted her failure with the Gay Department. She eventually came into terms with her sexuality and confirmed she's a straight female who would still fall for any straight male who would sweep her off her feet. Her bicuriousity led her to deflect on her repressed desire. That's one big update! Especially coming from herself.

Aside from that, her recent discovery about her reaction to alcohol - it's either earthly desires or violence! But if we consider the fact that she's a virgin, it would be human warmth or violence!

Emman a.k.a "savvy"

Birthday: June 24, 1981

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Gender Preference: Male

Status: Single

Interests: looking

I hate to admit it but this gay guy painted the whole town red (or should I say pink?)when he had his breakthrough hair cut. Deeeeyyymmm!! It was his ultimate birth to popularity to both girls and guys. What a beautiful thing he is, if only he's not gay. Aaarrgh!! If you still remember, I tagged this lad with a behavior so demure to the point that it is self-questioning. I forgot to mention that ever-present ambiguous smile which drives me crazy every time! Could it be a mask for a carnal mind? Coz damn! When he gets drunk, I get scared! Imagine me getting scared of a hot gay guy?! That is so not me! But with this particular gay guy? Well, putting his flirting skills to a hiatus and keeping any of his emotional turbulence or desires towards another person all to himself for a long time could explain his surprising outburst when intoxicated. What a suppressed child! Or does a new hair do really come with a new attitude? He seem to be caught doing it too without the presence of alcohol. But of course, he would deny any manifestation of earthly activity on his penis because he is supposedly a female by heart, mind and soul.

On his wholesome side, he gets very enthusiastic with just looking at hot guys, he likes self-pampering, shopping and is a bag fetish.

Abby a.k.a "moony"

Birthday: January 31, 1985

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Gender Preference: Female

Status: Single

Interests: Moony Moony

This attractive little lady seem to have opened up a little. Before she would be described as the happy-go-lucky girl who only talks if she's within the spheres of her posse. Now, she talks to.. well, not to everybody but she would disclose whatever personal issues she may have to live by her daily life. It seems she has become a little too friendly with a few people just to get her fair share of fun. She's also a consistent fan of mood swings and would make everybody around her feel her dilemma (i.e throwing things, crying, shouting, etc.).Then when we start to pay attention to her ordeal, she would pretend like nothing happened. Take note: All these happens without the presence of alcohol! So brace yourself when this girl starts to suck up some liquor. Her repressed emotions just pours everywhere. It usually happens when we've all had our share of liquor so it's either we're all in the midst of elation or in the verge of getting some action in all sorts of forms. Given the situation, our guests usually get her wrath.

Despite the usual scenario, this V.I.P still managed to document all series of events we've underwent and has posted all those evidences in one very helpful and enlightening site. Due to one avoidable-but-
has-chosen-not-to-avoid circumstance, she cancelled her account so everything is gone. No more validation to unimaginable past occurances.

Gladys a.k.a "lesby"

Birthday: May 5, 1980

Age: 26

Gender: Female

Gender Preference: Female

Status: Married

Interests: momentary TLC to and from pretty girls

She could say all sorts of things that could put you in a trance in the sense that she would blabber about it for hours over and over like a pirated cd with a matching emotional act like it was a life-changing experience... THEN, you could consider it void after a few minutes or seconds! She could also say the nastiest things to another person without realizing that her own dirt is even worse. This is a general description of this homo sapient, still haven't changed a bit after a long period of time and I don't think it will. Like a person I know said, she has a fleeting moment of maturity, sensibility and responsibility but majority of the time, you can't find them anywhere. I don't know why but she brings out the worst in me and I guess of other people too and for this reason, I don't really like the idea of hanging out with her. However, her tender, loving and caring side compensates her despicable behavior that's why I still do hang out with her. She's always in need of constant TLC even if she gets it already from her one and only. If there's such a disorder, she's probably the first person with the severe case. This lean mean lesbo is the most sensitive animal among us untouchables. But of course, you wouldn't see that side of her easily because of the thick iron mask she chooses to wear as a disguise to her vulnerability.

David a.k.a "daffy"

Birthday: September 1, 1986

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Gender Preference: Male

Status: Single

Interests: Epektos!

This fag once lived a life so morally upright that he died early and immediately got extinct! Those were the stone age days when he was a full grown dinosaur. Kidding aside, he looked like Barney 7 months ago and now is a non-junkie who looks like a junkie physically. He has developed certain kinds of mannerisms aside from those which he already has due to the pills he's been taking in to lose weight. Could it be a side effect of his self-induced eating disorder which he uses as a distraction for his mysterious personal activities? Not to mention, he's been trying to infect everybody else's mind with that ridiculous eating perspective he established all by himself. True, he's got amazingly provocative speaking skills and unfortunately, he's using it for the wholistic betterment of the gay society and also for the purpose of promoting Bulimia Nervosa and Anorexia especially to his closest friends.

One religious truth about David is that he generously sprinkles his saliva around everytime he blabbers that's why he's also known as Daffy. Like his mannerism, he's also fond of sprinkling his speeches with quips disturbing enough to ruin another but just by his visual impression. Finally, growing up in a strictly liturgical background, he's revealed he's no longer a virgin. That of course is in the Gay Department! However, he still seriously dreams of becoming a priest.



This institution may or may no longer exist now but the characters definitely made a big impact on my sensibilities. They moved me in numerous ways not anybody else dared. For that reason, this clique will forever stay in my heart and will forever be a reminder of the best times of my life. It was a self-altering experience being with them for a long but short while.

Most importantly, this posse absolutely made their mark on this cosmic world we're all living in.

Cheers to good times!